40+ Awesome T-Shirts For Geeks

A showcase of creative and witty geek t-shirts with different moods, that you can buy online.

A wise man once said, “if you cannot say something from the mouth, say it from your t-shirt” – that wise person is me. Jokes apart, wordy shirts are indeed a cool way to express yourself to the onlookers.

So if you are a geek and want to wear your geekiness with pride, take a look at this showcase of creative geek t-shirts that you can easily buy online. The t-shirts range from witty statements to 90’s fandom and even mathematical formulas. Just pick the one you like and buy it.

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US space force

Watch out invaders and crazy overlords because US space force is here. The T-shirt is made with 100 percent cotton and can be purchased in different colors and styles.

Geek is the new sexy

Wear your geekiness with pride because hey, it’s a new world where good brains are more impressive than good looks.

ICE Cream is Cheaper Than Therapy

Who doesn’t love ice cream! Especially when having buckets of ice cream in a stressful situation help you more than psychotherapy.

Geek cube

You can find a Rubik’s cube on every geek’s desk. Now you can have this symbol of geekiness on your shirt as well. Cool right?

Gym geek

What would you call someone who’s crazy about his gym routine? Yea, you guessed it, a gym geek.

“Burger geek”

Are you a food geek who loves to read, watch and learn about food? If yes, then this shirt will go superbly with you.

I’m a lot cooler on the Internet

Going to a gathering or public place with a bad hair day? Let this cool shirt talk in your defense.

Cardio Go

Pokemon Go had its fair share in popularity as one of the most famous mobile games. Though that time is gone, but it’s never too late to show that you’re still a part of its fandom.

Avoid negativity

A geek’s life is not simple and straightforward, that’s why if a geek wants to give out ‘avoid negativity’ message, he would do it with a mathematical formula on a cool t-shirt.

The souled store coder

Proclaim your love for coding with this simple yet stylish geeky t-shirt.

“Installing muscles, please wait”
Life’s too short to remove USB safely

Are you tired of reading those “Remove USB safely” message? You can voice your protest with the sassy t-shirt.

Talk Nerdy To Me

People turn on when you talk dirty with them. Geeks, on the other hand, love when you talk nerdy. Strange no?

T-Shirt-Java Class

This is something only a JavaScript programmer would get and will love to wear. I think it’s cool to carry something that only a limited number of people can understand.

I like to party

A shirt made especially for a bookworm or reading nerd whose idea of party is a quiet room, a cup of tea and a good book.

Geek Zombie

If the Apocalypse hits the earth and the world’s population turns into zombies, even then a geek zombie will be different than a normal zombie.

Geek boys are better lovers

You think geeks are not good with having a relationship as compared to other guys? Well, in a geek’s defense, they are better lovers.

Geek Girl

A cool geek girl shirt with a nerdy female face and classic game monsters perfect for both males and females.

Will you be my player 2?

There is no better way for a geek to ask his/ her love to be their life partner than asking Will you be my player 2?”

Geek Monkey Yellow

A cute geek monkey shirt to wear on a nice sunny day.

Nerd Boss

A ray of light for the nerds when their boss is also a nerd. Let this shirt convey that you’re not suited booted kind of boss but a true nerd-at-heart boss.

It works on my machine T-Shirt

The most-heard phrase from your tech support guy or a programmer “It works on my machine”. Perfect as a gift for every programmer, IT guy, techie, or coder.

Geek T-Shirt

If the heavy set of glasses, the computer in your hands and books in your bag are not enough to show you’re a geek, you can try to give a full impact with this shirt.

Retro Floppy (Grunge) T-Shirt

To the 2000’s generation, this is the Save button, but only the 90’s kid knows the true meaning of a floppy disk and the memories associated with it.

Robot Crush

A cute little love story. R2D2 has a crush… on a garbage can.

Sleep not found T-Shirt

When you work too hard it becomes difficult to sleep. It looks cool on the t-shirt, but it isn’t so cool in real life.

USB I Am Your Father

Remember those days when all there was were 1.44mbs of space? Yea, this is a reminder, so count your blessings.

Nerd Teddy

Aww, a cute teddy bear, rather a nerdy bear that can melt anyone’s heart just by looking at it.

“Nerd Trooper”

If a stormtrooper was a nerd, that is how he would have looked like. Creativity indeed has no bounds.

Nerd Skull

An awesome shirt for a nerd to wear for the ‘Day of the dead’ festival.

HardCore Nerd

Give nerd-shaming a punch in the face. Tell the world that you’re a hardcore nerd and you love to show it off.

No one cares about your blog

Tell it like it is: No one cares about your blog. No one reads your blog. Enough about your blog already. Your blog is not special or interesting. Your blog is boring.

Gaming lifestyles

Drool marks and blood-shot eyes along with slowly decomposing junk food are hallmarks of a late night gaming session too good to stop, until you pass out that is.

DaVinci hax

If recently uncovered sketches prove to be authentic, that nefarious DaVinci guy may have been the unwitting inventor of our future doom!


If you’re not careful, your 360 may jettison you out an air-lock.

Extra lives

Don’t let anyone suck all the extra lives out of you.

Your skill in reading

This one is for all the MMORPG freaks out there. Now you can share that rewarding experience with those around you as they read your shirt!

Spell dyslexia

This funny dyslexia shirt is perfect for that friend or family member always claiming to have dyslexia.

“So many memories, so little RAM”

Spoken like a true geek, here’s a shirt that shows your inner emotions in a geek’s language that you can never get enough RAM to store all the good memories of your life.

Stop following me

Here’s a shirt that looks at the theory of evolution with a different angle, a funnier perspective.

Find X

A shirt that solves the most common mathematical question in the most simple way that anyone ever thought of.


Your invisibility t-shirt will come as invisibility shirt currently deactivated. Remember, turn it on at your own risk!

You complete me

This shirt helps you show your softer side in the most nerdy way possible. With a galaga t-shirt!

The Hangover baby

If you love the Hangover movie, then you would surely like the part where they carry a small baby all through the film. Well, here is a t-shirt for that.

You rock my universe

Tell the one you love that they’re almost as important as you are.