38 Hilarious Google Suggestions That Will Make You LOL

Whenever you search for something on Google, you encounter what is called Google Suggestions, or predictions (here’s an interesting post on how Google suggestions work). Basically, it’s part autocomplete and part “are you looking for this?”, and it is based on real searches carried out by people who use Google Search.

While most are helpful, some are downright controversial and/or hilarious, which is why we decided to compile this post on 30+ funny and weird Google suggestions – the post basically writes itself.

If these predictions prove anything, it just goes to show that we search for the weirdest of things when we think we’re alone.

Why isn’t 11 Pronounced onety one

Why is My Goldfish Turning Black

Why Do Men Like Boobs

Why Can’t I Poop

Why Can’t I Own a Canadian

Where to Donate a Testicle

When I Jump I Wet Myself

Whats a Boyfriend and Where Can I Download One

What is the Answer to Life the Universe and Everything

What If Google Was a Guy

What Does It Mean When Your Poop Floats

What are These Strawberries Doing on Google

How Do I Google Something

How Do I Convert to PDF

How Come Cupcake Is Not Considered a Mineral

Help I’m a Prisoner in a Chinese Bakery

Google Will You Marry Me

Google Will Eat Itself

Do You Ever Look at Yourself in the Mirror and Think What Wattage

Don’t You Hate it When a Sentence Does Not End the Way it Octopus

Don’t You Hate It When a Chinchilla Eats the Universe

Is It Normal to Eat Period Blood

Is It Possible to Live Forever

My Girlfriend is a Gumiho

Never Put a Sock in a Toaster

Sometimes I Like to Pretend I’m A Carrot

Do Men Have Periods

Dinosaurs Were Made Up by CIA

Did You Have a Brain Tumor for Breakfast

Cats Like Hitler

Can a Human Get Pregnant by an Animal

7 Times 14

Is It Impossible to Lick Your Elbow

Is It Bad If Your Poop Floats

If I Ate Myself Would I Double in Size

I Ate a Big Red Candle

How Do I Quit My Job

What Would Happened If There Was No Google

What would happen indeed. What’s your favorite Google Suggestion foulball?

Now Read:10 URLs to Find Out What Google Knows About You

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